Tom Brady Analogy Watch

ESPN’s Gene Wojciechowski:
"Brady, the human grass stain, was sacked five times. And when he wasn’t
sacked, he was knocked to the ground. He spent more time on the turf
than fertilizer."

The New York Times’s Karen Crouse:
"He went deep for Moss twice on balls that fell short because Brady was hit as he threw them. It was a common occurrence on a night when he ended up with more bruises than a rotten apple."

Seen any others? This is fun.