Want to know what the trends will be at CES 2016?
Sorry, I have no idea. It hasn't happened yet.
And once it happens, I'll just be making most of them up to fit preconceived notions about what they should be and what I hope my clients will care about.
Oh wait, are we not supposed to talk that honestly about how the whole trendwatching business works?
In light of that, you might as well read this more candid take on what to expect at next month's Consumer Electronics Show. Let me know if you'll be out in Vegas.