I’d like to thank the Blogademy, and [insert divine power here], and of course you, dear readers. You can now take pride in reading a certified B-List blog.
Now maybe for the next TechCrunch party I’ll get to move from the “wait by the dumpster for half-eaten pigs ‘n blankets” list to the “stand outside for three hours so I can get pictures of the A-listers and post them on Flickr” list.
Pretty soon, I’ll get to the point where Robert Scoble will pretend to remember my name. Ahh, that’ll be the good life.