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RockvertisingA friend of mine, Cara, remarked today, how even people living under a rock know it’s Valentine’s Day tomorrow and we don’t need any more reminders, thank you very much.

Yet some people living under rocks may not get the message.

In light of that, I have a new marketing strategy: Rockvertising.

I will emblazon your message underneath rocks. I’ll find rocks matching the demographic profiles of your target audience (fun fact: igneous rocks work best for those elusive 18-35 year old males). I’ll even mix media, spreading your message underneath every size rock from pebbles to boulders.

Contact me to be the first rockvertiser ever.

And please also contact me if you already own a patent for rockvertising. I swear, I’m not infringing. I hope I’m just making this up.

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  • February 13, 2006

    Rockvertising Reaches Those Living Under A Rock
    Noting how a friend explained no one needs any more promotions reminding one Valentine’s day is tomorrow unless that person lives under a rock, David Berkowitz wittily coined the term “rockvertising to reach those who have simply left the…

  • February 14, 2006

    You are just up on the ‘vertising’ wave! Good and funny idea.
    Check out my blog for more ‘vertising’ hypes. 🙂

  • February 14, 2006

    We could sell Rockvertising to Pet Rock owners and suddenly have a Rockvertising social network!


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