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User Generated Web 2.0 Business Plan Filler

Courtesy of Aaron Hite, here are a couple fun links for your Friday:

Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator:
http://emptybottle.org/bullshit/

Web Economy Bullshit Generator:
http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html

Putting them together, I came up with "beta-test peer-to-peer life-hacks [that] monetize impactful relationships" and "orchestrate efficient applications [to] harness blogging tagclouds."

The sad thing is that these are more coherent than a lot of the press releases I get these days. The only better jargon involves company comparisons: "It’s like Twitter for Facebook junkies who dumped PhotoBucket for Flickr supported by ads that are like Google AdWords plus PointRoll but based on a cost-per-clicking-1,000-impression-actions (CPCMA) model."

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