Courtesy of Aaron Hite, here are a couple fun links for your Friday:
Web 2.0 Bullshit Generator:
Web Economy Bullshit Generator:
Putting them together, I came up with "beta-test peer-to-peer life-hacks [that] monetize impactful relationships" and "orchestrate efficient applications [to] harness blogging tagclouds."
The sad thing is that these are more coherent than a lot of the press releases I get these days. The only better jargon involves company comparisons: "It’s like Twitter for Facebook junkies who dumped PhotoBucket for Flickr supported by ads that are like Google AdWords plus PointRoll but based on a cost-per-clicking-1,000-impression-actions (CPCMA) model."