Okay, this isn’t about my vision for America at all, at least not in any material sense. I want to get into the Super Bowl, and out of the Super Bowl, but first I had to get this subject line out of the way.

I had a dream this week that I wrote a column with this subject line, and I figured I’d try it out. It was my first dream where I can recall writing a column, and the subject even had this punctuation, so I have to live with the consequences.

The dream took place in an episode of Pokémon. I was able to drive a car through Saturn’s moon, and it annoyed me that in the show, we had these dinky smartwatches and ugly cargo shorts, and instead of improving our planet, we were wasting all our best efforts building tunnels through Saturn’s moon.

Apparently, I was dreaming a version of the Salesforce Super Bowl commercial, albeit without the star of that commercial. And rest assured, if my dream starred Matthew David McConaughey, then anyone — male or female, gay or straight, cis or trans — would say that’d be a much better dream.

There was no McConaughey. Just a car on Saturn’s moon. And a dreamer determined to get his column out.

When I wasn’t dreaming this past week, I spent much of my time thinking about Super Bowl commercials.

I discussed them at length with my boss who wound up talking about the game on Yahoo Finance and SkyNews. And I wrote about my take on TV Rev, a group I’ve been having a lot of fun getting to know better lately. My analysis described how brands played it safe, but maybe too safe to excite most viewers.

I even fed a bot all the Super Bowl ads and shared the script that it generated. You can read it here:

Okay, I didn’t do anything like that with a bot. A reporter from a major tech outlet asked if I did, and I (kind of) regret telling him the truth. The “I fed a bot” meme is one of my all-time favorites, so it felt good to add a contribution.

After all these roundups, here’s a new coda that I’ll split into two sections: what we know, and what we don’t know.

We know…

…There is a perennial disconnect between what marketers think about the ads and what the rest of America thinks. My boss, Aaron Goldman, said in the video clips that the Coinbase Pong-style QR code ad was his favorite. America disagreed, ranking it dead last at #66 out of 66 Super Bowl spots on the USA Today Ad Meter. It’d be bad form to throw my boss under the bus here, and I’m only pointing this out because he may be vindicated (see below). I loved that Coinbase went for it. But what I heard even from many marketers is that they thought their TV was broken. Similarly, I didn’t hear marketers raving about the Doritos sloth ad, but on USA Today, it hit #3.

…The best spots can come from anywhere. Why has Rocket Homes and Rocket Mortgage won two years running? Casting one of America’s funniest comedians, Tracy Morgan, helped last year. So did casting two of America’s most likable celebrities this year, Anna Kendrick and Barbie. Rocket’s writing is so tight and fast that the spots require multiple viewings to catch it all. The writing was pretty, pretty, pretty good for the FTX spot with Larry David too; on the Ad Meter, I rated it highly because it was Larry David, and then I took off a few points because it was another celeb shilling crypto.

…Ads can’t address every phase of the purchase funnel. Marketing Twitter seemed especially irked by the automakers’ electric vehicle (EV) spots. I’m more generous here. In the US, there is one brand clearly associated with electric cars, and it was not one of the Super Bowl advertisers. The automakers advertising during the Game all started with awareness, and they can spend the rest of the year trying to convert that to interest and action. Coinbase, meanwhile, was trying to drive traffic, and it worked, if you consider crashing their site effective (could that have been intentional to add to the PR?).

We don’t know…

…What the advertisers’ goals were. Some might have been sending a signal to shareholders or investors. Some playing up the electric vehicle angle might have even been sending a signal to the White House, which is making a massive renewable energy push. It’s nearly impossible to judge effectiveness without knowing the goals and strategy. But who doesn’t love being a Monday morning quarterback? (Once a year, the metaphor makes sense!)

…What advertisers will do the rest of the year and beyond. Advertisers can amortize the 8-figure combined cost of media, creative, and production by adapting these campaigns to run in a mix of owned and lower-cost paid channels year-round. We may soon find ourselves tired of Kia’s robot dog, which probably is a bad sign for frequency capping but a good sign that the ad wasn’t a one-off investment.

…How much likeability matters. TurboTax managed to waste Jason Sudeikis’s talents even more than the second season of “Ted Lasso” did, but Disqo reported that TurboTax’s spot was by far the most effective. Even if Disqo’s right, it’s hard to assess why that spot did so well when that spot was so mediocre (5.1 on the Ad Meter at #38). Michelob Organic Seltzer (more wasted talent, and not the strongest branding) and Coinbase (good ol’ #66) both cracked Disqo’s top 10. I can’t attest to Disqo’s methodology, but it’s far better than only relying on how much you laughed or cried during the spot.

There’s much more I want to write, but soon I need to crash and perhaps dream up a better column title.

What worked for you? What didn’t? Do you respect wood? What are you making of yourself?

There’s so much I can’t wait to find out.

What I did find out during the game is that the Super Bowl may achieve the impossible: it may make Generation Alpha want to watch ads.

I’ll leave the parting words to my 8-year-old daughter. She started watching the ads with me during the game and said, “These ads are really funny. Are there ads in other things too?”


PS: I’ll be attending Ad Exchanger’s Industry Preview Tuesday in NYC, and now I’m likely to be at SXSW next month. Let me know if you’ll be at either.

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